(with due apologies to Jim Hacker and Sir Humphrey Appleby)
21.12.2012 has come and gone ! Yes, Dear Prime Minister.......Sab Theek Hai !
Shit Happens, Mr Prime Minister........but Sab Theek Hai !
Legislation for FDI in Retail and other sectors, Banking Reforms were passed despite strong opposition in a single session ; Reflects the priorities of our political class ; Mr Prime Minister, Sab Theek Hai !
And yet the Lok Pal Bill seems stuck in limbo despite parliamentary consensus and your promise to the nation 16 months ago ! Remember the Sense of the House Resolution....Nonsense ! But Yes Prime Minister....Sab Theek Hai !
A Union Cabinet Minister, who resigns due to corruption charges, is now set to be Chief Minister......Dear Prime Minister, Sab Theek hai !
2G, CoalGate, CAG, CWG, Mera Bharat Mahaan........Jee Prime Minister, Sab Theek Hai !
It takes you a week to address the merciless rape of Amanat, right in your neighbourhood. To mention the rape of a girl every 20 minutes in the rest of India, I imagine, would be pointless ; yet Mr Prime Minister, Sab Theek Hai !
Fast Track Courts for Rapists and Terrorists ! But No Fast Track Courts for Corrupt Polluticians......or Law Makers who break the Law ?..........But Dear Prime Minister, Sab Theek hee to Hai !
Ratan Tata retires at 75, Sachin Tendulkar retires at 39......yet Mr Advani nurses ambitions to occupy your chair at 80 (of course you are only 79).............Yes Prime Minister, Sab Theek Hee Hai !
Allegations against Mr Vadera...........and Union Cabinet Ministers defend him. Independent Media conveniently forgets the story within 3 days ! Incredibly Independent Media .....Yes Prime Minister, Sab Theek to Hai !
IOA re-elects office bearers and gets suspended from IOC ; Sports Code not yet implemented, and some of them are esteemed members of your Cabinet ! Sporting Politicians, bah ! .................but Yes Prime Minister, Sab Theek hai !
48% of Gujarat voters re-elect Mr Narendra Modi (52% voted against him) ! Next Prime Minister ?.......Yes Prime Minister, of course, Sab Theek Hai !
The World Cup Winners of 2011 lose to England at home even after they got pitches of their choice.....Jee Haan Prime Minister, Sab Theek Hai !
And Sir, You are the Prime Minister.....so Sab Theek Hai ???
We are a Facebook Nation Now ! Our attention span to issues is only limited to the titillation in the headlines and the voyeur in our mind ;
My Dear Prime Minister..........Kuch Theek Nahin Hai !